Symptoms of Affection

Rx: SYMPTOMS OF AFFECTION
by Dr. Eric Smith

1. Constant eye contact

2. Rosey cheeks

3. Oral arguments
as in teasing or inducing provocative oral statements to the affected. often, the statements present a whimsical, thought provoking, inquisitive tone.

4. Excessive Physical Contact or EPC
present and related to any of the following actions: shoving, punching, pinching, hair pulling

5. Mimicing
impersonating the affected individual

6. Silencio Proximita
unusual silence at close proximity to affected individual

7. OMIFI (Oh My I Feel Insecure)
this unusual symptom is characterized by excessive bodily touching/actions reflective of personal, physical insecurity.

8. Inferencia Absentia
this is characterized by giving inference or hinting about the affected individual who is not present or is in proximity.

9. HWU (Hey, Wake Up)
otherwise known as the Daydreaming Syndrome (DS)

10. Chronic smiling
this is characterized by excessive or recursive smiling at mention or sight of affected individual.

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