The Restaurant of Guangzhou Province*

For a long long time now, people have gone to the restaurants of Guangzhou Province in China, to taste century-old and extravagant cuisine. They have been famous for culinary breakthroughs and for uniques dishes involving snakes, snapping turtles, shark's fin, monitor lizard and now, donkeys..!?!? They said that donkey meat is better than horse or beef because it's all tender meat, no fat. But they also said that when you eat too much, you start to jerk, your legs start to involuntarily kick while you start to bawl "eehaw,eehaw".

The chinese millionaires and billionairs for that matter, frequent this famous Guangzhou restaurant, which is centuries old. They go there especially during Christmas, and treat their whole family to the unique, and exquisite meals (expensive too) that they have to offer. One day it is said, the customers who have commented and praised the owner of the famous Guangzhou restaurant for over twenty years, would like to praise him again for such splendid meals! They asked the waiter to call upon the other. But the waiter said "I'm sorry, but he is not here at the moment". The customers were baffled, they've always seen the owner for the past years and felt it was quite odd that at this time he no longer was here. The waiter then said that he will ask the cook instead, if he might know. The cook went out and spoke to the customers "I'm sorry but the owner is no longer here". The customers asked again impatiently. The cook replied "The meal you have just enjoyed was our new specialty... you have just eaten our owner".

Apparently, the cook had a disagreement with the owner. He was actually annoyed because the owner kept busying him with buying stuff in the market. So the cook decided, enraged with so much hate and impatience - to chop him up into pieces.

(The famous restaurant of Guangzhou province, which was all well known for such exquisite, extravagant, and adventurous dishes, apparently also works its way up the ranks of higher species in the animal kingdom... !?!?)

*This story is fictitious.